My buddy Justin forwarded me a link from Carlos Whittakers blog featuring this top ten list. I loved it and decided to make my own. Why not right? So here goes… (btw, this is just for fun, please tell me whatever you want after church lol! I also realize that for the next month I will hear all of these things at least 20 times. Feel free. I have brought this upon myself. lol)
10. “The music sure was loud today, you think it will be that loud in heaven?”
You laugh, but people do wonder. I always want to say, “Thousands of angels and all of us there singing praises at the same time… I don’t think it will be quiet!”
9. “Who does that last song you played?”
Hint: at the beginning of each song, at the bottom of the screens are two little lines of text. This is the copyright info, with authors and everything. Pretty nifty huh? If you miss that, just look up Chris Tomlin and Hillsong. 75% chance you will find what you seek. (to be fair we do original music too, so feel free to ask for recordings and song info!)
8. “I sure wish so-and-so would sing/play more often…”
So do I! lol I wish everyone on the worship team could play more, but alas we have only the one 20 minute window every week and only so much space on stage! Of course that doesn’t stop Hillsong…lol
7. “Is your lead guitarist single?”
While I do make it a point to be invested in my volunteers, I do not make it a point to be involved in there love life. Yes I probably know what their status is, no I do not want to play matchmaker.
6. “Is that pretty blonde girl doing background vocals single?”
That’s my wife. So, no.
5. “Did you know the keyboardist and bassist were making funny looks at you in between songs?”
I did not know that. They were probably wondering what I was doing.
4. “When are you going to play <insert song name> again?”
Whenever it is on the schedule again, meaning whenever I am led by God to schedule it again. Fyi, it is unlikely (though possible) that God will lead me to schedule “Pharaoh, Pharaoh.” Ever.
3. ” Can you do <insert song name> next week?”
The schedules are made 6 weeks in advance when at all possible. So… unlikely. I would be glad to consider scheduling it 6 weeks from now though!
2. “What was the one song, it was second, or fourth, with the thing, that plays in the rhythm at that place…?”
I have no idea what you are talking about.
1. “The music was great today, and the sound man did a great job of covering your mess ups!”
First, I am glad you thought the music was good, I hope you were able to worship and glorify God through it. Second, yes, our sound men are awesome and do an incredible job. Third…. When did I mess up!?
So there it is my top ten things most often said to the worship leader after church! If you want to check out Carlos’ list just go to http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2010/09/ten-things-not-to-say-to-the-worship-leader-after-a-sunday-service/ and once again, this list is just for fun and to get some laughs. I want everyone to know that I am willing and want to talk to you after church no matter what you might say! Hope this made you laugh! Have a great day!
-Jordan